side of life I've found an amusing answer to all the questioners. It's called: Working Man Blues.
Since we are into equality of the sexes I tried some of the nontraditional jobs.
The Working Man Blues
My first job was working in an orange juice factory but I got canned...couldn't concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so...they gave me the ax.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. Mainly because...it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that.....was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but ....I just couldn't cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef--figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just....didn't have the thyme.
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I...couldn't cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found...I wasn't noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I...didn't have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried but I...just didn't fit in.
I became a professional fisherman but discovered that I...couldn't live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I...tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a good job working for a pool-maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at the zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I...wasn't up to it.
So then I got a job in a fitness-center, but they said I...wasn't fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking and I...was discharged.
After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was....no future in it.
My last job was working at a coffee shop, but I had to quit because it...was always the same old grind.
So now I have a website and I write, I write, I write until????????